A text conversation with Kelly:
Kelly: Grandpa wants to know if me and Lauren can go to Waldameer with all the out of town family today. He’ll pick us up.
Me: Yes, of course! Have fun! Be sure to say thank you.
Kelly: OK. Lauren is mad because she wanted to go to GetGo to get an Amazon gift card.
Me: What does she want to buy so badly?
Kelly: Vampire teeth.
Me: Why does she want vampire teeth?????
Kelly: She thinks she won’t be able to buy any cool stuff later when she’s older, so she’s buying it all now.
Me: *opens WordPress.com* *googles ‘vampire teeth’ images*