A text conversation with Kelly:

Kelly: Grandpa wants to know if me and Lauren can go to Waldameer with all the out of town family today. He’ll pick us up.

Me: Yes, of course! Have fun! Be sure to say thank you.

Kelly: OK. Lauren is mad because she wanted to go to GetGo to get an Amazon gift card.

Me: What does she want to buy so badly?

Kelly: Vampire teeth.

Me: Why does she want vampire teeth?????

Kelly: She thinks she won’t be able to buy any cool stuff later when she’s older, so she’s buying it all now.

Me: *opens WordPress.com* *googles ‘vampire teeth’ images*

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