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Lauren’s Epic Mother’s Day Copon (sic) Book

15 Friday May 2015

Posted by Heather Cass in Funny stuff, Parenting/kids

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Lauren’s Mother’s Day gifts never disappoint, but this year, inspired this year by an episode of “The Middle,” she really knocked it out of the park with a hilarious coupon book full of coupons that come with conditions. Click on the first photo to see them all close up.

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Stop talking for 10 minutes.
Stop talking for 10 minutes.
Won't ask for money for 1 day not including Black Friday or mall.)
Won’t ask for money for 1 day not including Black Friday or mall.)
Go to bed early (earlyest 7:59)
Go to bed early (earlyest 7:59)
Go shopping with out complaints (not including Black Friday)
Go shopping with out complaints (not including Black Friday)
Be nice to Kelly for 5 hours (unless for a good reason.)
Be nice to Kelly for 5 hours (unless for a good reason.)
Brush hair any time, any place, as long as you have coupons.
Brush hair any time, any place, as long as you have coupons.
Take shower right away.
Take shower right away.
Clean toilets (not including basement and all in house.)
Clean toilets (not including basement and all in house.)
Clean room (not including bed).
Clean room (not including bed).
Eat all food with out complaints.
Eat all food with out complaints.
No TV for an hour.
No TV for an hour.
No fart on Christmas (no including other holidays).
No fart on Christmas (no including other holidays).
Good manners for an hour.
Good manners for an hour.
Won't fight for two hours.
Won’t fight for two hours.
No video games for 2 hours.
No video games for 2 hours.
1 chore with no complaints.
1 chore with no complaints.
No more stinky feet from Lauren for 2 days.
No more stinky feet from Lauren for 2 days.
No complaing for 4 hours (not including races or walks anywhere.)
No complaing for 4 hours (not including races or walks anywhere.)
Care for pets for one day.
Care for pets for one day.
Do homework write away.
Do homework write away.
Drop a fight for 3 days.
Drop a fight for 3 days.
Will do one free chore for dad or mom's command or order (not including holidays).
Will do one free chore for dad or mom’s command or order (not including holidays).
Leave me alone coupon. Most likely used for quiet time.
Leave me alone coupon. Most likely used for quiet time.
Shopping for an hour with out complaints (This coupon can be used 2 times).
Shopping for an hour with out complaints (This coupon can be used 2 times).
1 embarrasing Facebook pick of me.
1 embarrasing Facebook pick of me.
Clean up 1 mess for 1 day.
Clean up 1 mess for 1 day.
Go outside for an hour or to my choice.
Go outside for an hour or to my choice.
Respect Heather Jo Cass for a day.
Respect Heather Jo Cass for a day.
1 free thanks, or politeness action of any type.
1 free thanks, or politeness action of any type.
Clean 3 objects off the stairs.
Clean 3 objects off the stairs.
Make your own coupon below.
Make your own coupon below.
Dad and Kelly can't use coupons. Only Heather can.
Dad and Kelly can’t use coupons. Only Heather can.
The coupon maker is Lauren Cass Company.
The coupon maker is Lauren Cass Company.
1 reuse of coupon (not including not to fight)
1 reuse of coupon (not including not to fight)

Friday Funny: Mother’s Day

08 Friday May 2015

Posted by Heather Cass in Funny stuff, Videos

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My kids should totally get me one of these.

Also, this video cracks me up:

 

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