Friday Funny: Bring Snacks

Friday Funny: Blood type

Friday Funny: Thank God for Google

True for me. What did we do before Google. (OH, right….dictionaries….)

Friday funny: Tummy truths

If You Give a Kid a Camera…

Me: Hey Kelly, can you come to Findley Lake with me and watch me open water swim? You just have to make sure I don’t drown or that any boats hit me. Here’s my camera, maybe take some photos.

Kelly: Sure

Me, looking through camera  later: Pictures of me. I should’ve said pictures of me.

If you give a kid a camera…you’re going to get a lot of this:

Friday Funny: I’m good

I’ve seriously thought this…more than a few times:

Friday Funny: We need this

Friday Funny: Like Target, only not as fun

Friday Funny: Paybacks are a b^$#@, kids!

Friday Funny — The quicker picker uppers

Dan to me: Here’s a question: What do you think we pick up the most of….

Me: (interrupting) Water bottles!

Dan: No….

Me: (interrupting again) Hair bands!

Dan: No…

Me: (interrupting again) Dirty laundry! Wet Towels!

Dan: No…listen: pet hair, cat vomit/hairballs, or dead rodents (gifts from the cats)?

Me: Hmm….tough call. But, let’s be honest, you don’t pick up any of the cat vomit or hairballs…you just pretend you don’t see it until I clean it up.

Dan: Yeah, but I pick up ALL the dead animals.

Me: It’s like living with serial killers with colitis and chronic hair loss.