Dan to me: Here’s a question: What do you think we pick up the most of….
Me: (interrupting) Water bottles!
Me: (interrupting again) Hair bands!
Me: (interrupting again) Dirty laundry! Wet Towels!
Dan: No…listen: pet hair, cat vomit/hairballs, or dead rodents (gifts from the cats)?
Me: Hmm….tough call. But, let’s be honest, you don’t pick up any of the cat vomit or hairballs…you just pretend you don’t see it until I clean it up.
Dan: Yeah, but I pick up ALL the dead animals.
Me: It’s like living with serial killers with colitis and chronic hair loss.
There is no dog having more fun mucking up the system than this one. God love Jack Rusells:
Have you seen this guy? If you find him…tell him to vote NO on DeVos and maybe remind him that although the GOP got him the job, he works for us now …well, he’s supposed to be anyway…
Seriously….they don’t want any of your handmade stuff…or ornaments …or candy…or cookie mix….or embroidered holiday oven mitts. Two words for you: Gift Cards. (I always give one to the bus driver, too, because…I wouldn’t want to drive a bus full of teenagers through the NWPA snowbelt):
Is that we’ll have four years of really great SNL material: