Lauren: I want to live in either Iceland or Ireland.

Me: OK….

Lauren: Iceland because it’s really green and I like the irony. Or Ireland because I’ve heard they’re really loud and they talk a lot, so I feel like those are my people.

Me: True that.

Lauren: Yeah, and it would be really cool if I got an Irish accent. I know they like to drink a lot, but that doesn’t bother me. I’m used to being around loud, noisy, drunk people.

Me: I hope you don’t tell people that.

Lauren: You blog it, so…

Me: Touché. So Ireland, eh?