Dan to me: Here’s a question: What do you think we pick up the most of….

Me: (interrupting) Water bottles!

Dan: No….

Me: (interrupting again) Hair bands!

Dan: No…

Me: (interrupting again) Dirty laundry! Wet Towels!

Dan: No…listen: pet hair, cat vomit/hairballs, or dead rodents (gifts from the cats)?

Me: Hmm….tough call. But, let’s be honest, you don’t pick up any of the cat vomit or hairballs…you just pretend you don’t see it until I clean it up.

Dan: Yeah, but I pick up ALL the dead animals.

Me: It’s like living with serial killers with colitis and chronic hair loss.