Dan to me: Here’s a question: What do you think we pick up the most of….
Me: (interrupting) Water bottles!
Me: (interrupting again) Hair bands!
Me: (interrupting again) Dirty laundry! Wet Towels!
Dan: No…listen: pet hair, cat vomit/hairballs, or dead rodents (gifts from the cats)?
Me: Hmm….tough call. But, let’s be honest, you don’t pick up any of the cat vomit or hairballs…you just pretend you don’t see it until I clean it up.
Dan: Yeah, but I pick up ALL the dead animals.
Me: It’s like living with serial killers with colitis and chronic hair loss.