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This blog post is pretty hilarious and…spot on, except for Billy Joel because some sappy ’80s side of me loves the piano man.

I’d add Jethro Tull (I don’t know why, but I hate their stuff on a visceral level), the Doors (depressing), Rascal Flatts (OMG…his nasal-y voice!) and — yep, I’m going to say it — the Rolling Stones — to this list (blasphemy, I know, but…I don’t get why people love the Stones…maybe it was because there’s wasn’t a lot of choice back then, I don’t know….)

Ten Bands I will be forced to listen to in Hell.