Methinks grandma has been letting the girls stay up too late watching TV based on the bedtime drama that unfolded at my house last night.

Kelly: *whining endlessly and loudly about something…probably something her sister did*

Me: Good night, Kelly.

Kelly: You don’t even care. You don’t listen to me. You’re just: “Brush your teeth, take a shower, go to bed.” You don’t care about me at all.

Me: (remaining calm) Good night, Kelly.

Kelly: *still going on and on and on an on*

Dan: Come on, Kelly, let’s go.

*walking up the stairs*

Kelly: She’s so mean. I don’t even know why you like her.